6F. A group of coaches gather for a weekend retreat. They all have the same credentials, but different specialities. Some of them will leave as Platinum Practitioner Life Coaches with Dr. Meredith Martin’s Action Coach Academy for Thinking Coaches. Some of them will not.

Commissioned and produced by: Clubbed Thumb for Winterworks 2023 (dir. Dara Malina)

In every woods, there is a box. The box is full of lesbian erotica. We are going to read some for you. Written and performed with Emma Horwitz.

Presented by Exponential Festival at The Loading Dock Theatre in collaboration with New Georges, Jan. 2024 (dir. Tara Elliott)

Supported & developed by: New Georges’ 2022 Audrey Residency, Interrobang: New Works (June 2023)

Reviews: The New York Times

Press: The New Yorker

5F or NB or gender-variant actors. Dingus is disgusting. Her sister Teenie is perfect. Her boyfriend is Jard and Jard is Christian and Jard is also Dad. Mom is Dad too, if that clarifies things. Anyway, Dad and Mom talked and decided the basement is now an office. Don’t go into the basement. Seriously. Final warning.

Supported & developed by: Portland Center Stage’s JAW Festival (July 2023), Great Plains Theatre Conference (June 2023), Macdowell Fellowship 2022, Clubbed Thumb

Available to read on New Play Exchange.

5F, 2M. The other day, something happened to Itchy at work. She started itching. On another day, the office of Todd David Design plans an event. An event, as you know, is a story with a beginning, a middle, and an itch. The theme of the event is eggs. But what is the story of the egg? This is going to be an indelible, one-of-a-kind experience for Mark, Joanna, their company Juvenescence, and the guests. Just watch out for the art, okay? Don’t itch anything if you’re not sure.

Commissioned by: The Hearth Theater

Produced by: The Hearth Theater at The Brick, Dec. 2022 (dir. Sarah Blush)

Reviews: 3Views Issue Ten, The New York Times, The New Yorker, The Brooklyn Rail

Interviews: Forbes

Available to read on New Play Exchange.

2F, 3M. A New York apartment play, 2011, but something’s wrong – terribly wrong. Someone was murdered. And what’s that god-awful sound? Tonight, nightly news investigates. Stay tuned for an exclusive interview with the murderer. Or the playwright. Or the playwright’s murderer. I thought I would die but I didn’t is a genre-warping play about the disconnect between the storytelling of violence and its reality. A mostly true-crime true story. It's bloody. I mean over. Sorry, I have murder on the brain. Over over over.

Supported & developed by: New Georges, Bushwick Starr, The Habitat, and WTF

Produced by: The Tank, May 2019 (dir. Sarah Blush)

Reviews: Time Out New York, Theater with a Twist

Available to read on New Play Exchange.

1F, 3GH (Gay Horses), 1DJ. Buffalo Bailey’s Ranch for Gay Horses, Troubled Teen Girls and Other is offering an incredible one-time-only deal right here, right now. Sure, your subprime mortgage rate may be ballooning and America is surely sinking back into the sea, but what better time to buy a vacation home for your family and friends? There’s no place like Buffalo Bailey’s, where you can watch horsedrag all night at the discobarn, relax in the jacuzzi (coming Fall 2007!), or sort beans over yonder by the pig pit. You must stay for the duration of the timeshare presentation in order to receive your gift basket. 90 minutes. Tick tock.

Supported & developed by: Barn Arts Collective, Panoply Performance Laboratory

Produced by: The Exponential Festival (Jan. 2018), The Brick & The Annex & The Whole Shebang (“The 2018 BudLight Lime National Three State Tour-de-Timeshare,” Aug. 2018),

Reviews: Time Out New York, Broad Street Review

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